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How do you feel about this?
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I feel it is from Cracked, so here, let me give you this while you read it.
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those hands seem familiar
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I have no idea because Blocked By Websense
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Doesn't matter; Based Automatch will save us
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This.
No pressure Tom.
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HA! My DNS-based blocking blocks youtube, Pandora, and a shitload of news sites, but for *no apparent reason* skips Cracked.
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Ok, so the beginning is outrageously awesome and true of the e39 M5, the rest is fucking stupid. I can only see these emotions as the feelings of a hipster trying to exist in adult society without any other hipsters for support.
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This seems to suggest my next car will not be a '49 Packard I buy as a rusty hulk. This makes me doubt its accuracy.
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Agreed, the part about the M5 is gold.
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"Let's be clear about this: You are not a "gearhead." "
"You're so out of touch with car culture that if someone glued a dream catcher to the front of a Hyundai and told you it was a vintage Mercedes, you'd not only believe them, you'd pretend you already knew that. Everyone already knew that.
What kind of idiot wouldn't know that?"
This is clearly aimed at the "average Consumer", and not the average Opponaut. It does though make a few good points .
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I felt I read this:
6 Mistakes You Will Make When Buying Your Next Car:
Choosing something You like
Making desicions
Going to a dealership
Leaving Your house
Spending Time on Research
Buying a Car
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I know. I lust after that car so much, always have always will. God man, I just need to make 45k overnight so I can get my wife the car she wants and then find my M5. The e39 is legitimately my dream car. I would rather have it over any Ferrari, Porsche, or Lambo (yes, even more than a Miura which makes me go all rubbery). It's the automotive equivalent of the Tag Hauer Carrera Chronograph, or the Omega Seamaster, or the black "tactil-neck), shoulder holster and black slacks Steve McQueen wore in Bulitt. I believe that the e39 is in the top 10 classic vehicles of all time. When I finally own mine, my novelty tag will display some version of the word "Formidable"
The coolness of Steve McQueen for context:
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Sounds to me like he's trying to convince us all to get a bike. HE WANTS ALL THE GOOD CARS TO HISSELF. BASTARD. But seriously though, I NEED an E39
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Every Oppo needs an E39!
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So work blocked the site, stating the reason was "questionable"....that's a new one.